The drumming brum of humdrum numb and columb crumbs tumbling some down my tummy tum.
I am here on my bum -
Crumbs stuck in a clump in the cusp of my lips
I am licking and smacking at tumbling crumbs.
Some get sucked up down my throat to my lungs
Where they dry out my eyes with their buttery size!
In my nose in the back there they dance and they scratch
Squish a tear through a crumb in the crook of my eye 'til I'm covered - so covered -
That they gather around in an army thrust deep twixt the couch and my bum.
They will climb up the crack and come in that way, too,
But I just can't stand up! I just can't!
I'm not stuck; I'm not fat; I just can't!
I am here right here now this couch is where I am and I will not be here if I move somewhere else so I don't!
I just sit and I cannot get up I just can't I just can't I just can't I just can't I just can't.
